Monday, April 2, 2012

The Best Thing You Never Knew You Always Needed... by Thorny Sterling



You’re walking down a street and the person who just winked at you makes your heart double its beat because you just know that’s the love of your life even though you can’t believe it.

You get the weirdest urges when your best friend touches your arm and those casual, every day kind of touches send a jolt of lust to all points south at the most embarrassing moments.

You keep waking up tormented and aching with longing from dreams you have no business having about someone you absolutely never thought of like that, sweartagod.

Are you losing your mind?

Nah… You’re just staring in your very own gay-for-you M/M romance story!

{shrug} It happens.

Now you’ll have to battle some angst, have strange conversations with people who ask you if you’re feeling OK, and do naughty things to yourself that you never thought you’d ever enjoy but now you wish someone else would do for you (like now-now). There might be tears, fights, misunderstandings, the occasional OMG-I-had-sex-with-another-man moment, and maybe even an ex wife or girlfriend who knew it all along, poor baby, or didn’t have a clue, you bastard.

Don’t you worry, though, because you’re just going gay and by the time you get to the end of your story you’ll get your happy ending… In every sense of the word {wink}

GFYs are popular too, so there have been and will be a lot of you guys going through this process for our entertainment. We’re not going to apologize because we’re actually pretty gleeful about your impending traumas. We like watching you flounder and flail as you discover your butt like it was just attached to you today, get your first real blowjob since gay boys do it best, and finally understand and attain that one thing that was missing in your life… A boyfriend’s cock up your ass.

We’re so proud of you! {twinkle}

So lube those dildos and prepare to swallow, boys, because it’s GFY month on Chicks & Dicks and we want to watch you squirm (preferably while impaled) as you fall in love with your very first gay man!

Thank you for your cooperation. {big smile}


Bio

Thorny Sterling doesn’t particularly believe in the possibility of some straight guy switching teams because he suddenly realized this gay guy he knows is kinda sexy. That doesn’t mean he’s not going to read the story, though! Or, maybe, he’ll write one himself someday. {hmm} When he’s not giving authorship a try, Thorny’s babbling on his blog, going to college, and seeing to the proper care and feeding of his adoring husband.

30 comments:

  1. Hilarious post Thorny, I loved it!

    I also have a hard time believing in the "gay for you" but I read the books anyway because I think there's always a lot of things to learn from a good book.

    Cannot wait for these GFY posts. ;)

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  2. Thanks for the fun introduction post, Thorny. =)

    I'm very curious what advice is given this month regarding GFY stories.

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  3. ah--gay for you is every straight woman's fantasy--I know--strange right? But honestly Thornton, it is the best kind of story--a man realizes that all his unhappiness in life is because he has been dicking around (pun intended) in the wrong relationships! I love them--don't believe them--but the hopeless romantic in me loves them all the same!! Great post dear boy!!

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  4. I love them, I write them, and I'm such a freaking romantic I actually believe in them (see my upcoming post on Wednesday.) Thanks for the fun intro to the topic and for being gentle with us daydream believers.

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  5. GFY really is one of my fave kinds of stories to read, but then so are werewolves ;) It's gonna be a FUN month!

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  6. Can't wait to read the posts this month! Great start Thorny!

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  7. Love your intro post, Thorny. So delightful & funny.

    And write that story, boy. *cracks whip*

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  8. So lube those dildos and prepare to swallow, boys,

    Took me a few minutes to formulate a thought after *this* line.

    This was a great post, Thorny (hmm. So when is YOUR GFY book coming (heh) out?).

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  9. Thorny, you definitely have a way with words...lol. Your posts always make me smile. :)

    Really looking forward to GFY month.

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  10. Bwah ha ha!!! This whole post made me crack up laughing. Great start Thorny.

    Hmmmm... I just realized I don't think I've ever written a GFY character yet. I guess I like my gay boys GAY, LOL. I definitely don't discriminate in my reading though, I've happily read a lot of GFY.

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  11. OMG Thorny, that was freaking hilarious! Loved it, toots. :-)

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  12. Absolutely brilliant, Thorny! *LOVE*
    And that photo rocks. :-D

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  13. That is too funny! I love GFY books, even though I know they are pretty ridiculous, but they are irresistible to me.

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  14. I enjoy them - although, like I posted on Thorny's blog - I always kind of assume the guy(s) who goes to the so-called gay dark side have had some inkling of feelings at some point where they found a guy hot but didn’t admit it, or, at the very least, were accepting of alternative relationships prior to his GFY mate.

    At the end of the day - it's fiction so creative license is fine for me :)

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  15. Thorny you crack me up - Keep it up - LOL.

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  16. Hi, Thorny - loved the post!

    This month's theme should be sounding reveille for all the guys with blinkers on; come on over to the dark side. *snicker*

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    1. Well, I did hear a rumor that Thorny would bake cookies for every guy that crossed over...

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    2. I've stopped doing this. Shaping chocolate chips into tiny penises was really time consuming. I hand out lollipops now :)

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    3. Hand made penis lollipops? Didn't we have a plan to make those and hand them out at GRL?

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  17. Nicely done, Thorny. I think I might be GFY. Oh crap, you're married.

    Edmond

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  18. Excellent post, Thorny! I may come back and do a re-read the next time I need a laugh!

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  19. what a way to start this month too cute Thorny :) made me laugh

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  20. Reading this now is so weird. If you saw the straight guy I met this weekend you see what I mean :-)

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    1. You can't just say something like that and not give details, you know. That's just not fair.

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  21. I think my comment got eaten again. I left it late last night and I can't even remember it now. Just wanted to say how much I enjoyed this post.

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    1. Blogger thought it was Spam. I just approved it :-)

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  22. I love your post Thorny! I love to read the GFY stories too and like a few others here, I am a hopless romantic!

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  23. "We like watching you flounder and flail as you discover your butt like it was just attached to you today..."

    LOL. Love the post. Very interesting topic ^.^

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