Wednesday, November 14, 2012

The Go-To Guys on the Prostate

Ah, the prostate. It's a little button of fun accessible both externally by massaging the perineum or internally and more directly via the rectum. It's about the size of a walnut when it's healthy, really does make a man sit up and take notice, and is definitely a key to spectacular anal sex.

But what is the actual purpose of the prostate? The prostate gland produces a secretion that constitutes 25% of the volume of semen, which fuels and protects spermatozoa.The secretion is primarily made up of enzymes. During ejaculation the prostate contracts and releases its secretions that mix with secretions from the testes to form semen. Clearly the prostate has a very important role in fertility, and any illnesses that can damage it will affect male reproductivity. (source: Gilvernet.com)

Did you know ALL male mammals have a prostate gland, but that only humans and canines can develop prostate cancer? For the first part, prostate massage is one method to collect semen for artificial insemination when breeding animals like horses or dogs. For the second part, we could not discover the reason why it's only humans and canines...unless it has something to do with werewolves? Hmm...

Now in fiction, we've noticed an uncomfortable trend: Men in fuck scenes nail the prostate right off like it’s an enemy in a bar fight. They use their dicks to punch it over and over, with the goal seeming to be punching it harder and harder. However, the prostate is as sensitive for stroking as the lips are for kissing. Especially at first, you massage it…gently touch it. It would be a little harsh to immediately start chewing your partner’s lip without discovering each other through kisses. With the prostate, you must let your dick get to know it the same way. Let your dick head kiss it on those deep inward strokes…let the cock crash against it like gentle waves with each long stroke…get the prostate relaxed and open, and wincing/flexing in pure pleasure. Only then, once your partner is relaxed and accepts each stroke, you start fucking hard, punching it like you’re in a bar fight.

Want to see a flexible and determined guy massage his own prostate with his thumb? Yeah, you do, but make sure you have about 5 minutes of uninterrupted "research" time. Take a look at Andre's video and pay attention to not just what he's doing, but how he reacts. Bet you can spot every time he gives his little friend a lot of attention.

Did it just get warm in here?

Some things to keep in mind when giving a prostate massage:
  • Never use a fingernail because that will hurt and could damage the rectum (shifter boys, retract those claws!), 
  • It is possible to have an orgasm without erection during a prostate massage (aka milking), and 
  • Referring to the sensation as a jolt of electricity is pretty accurate (though we're sure you can be more creative with your word choices). 
Another thing to make note of is that no human will ever be able to include a lick to his lover's prostate while rimming him. The human tongue is just not long enough to get in that far. Aliens and magical beings can do whatever they like, but their tongues are going to have to be very muscular in order to move properly to stimulate and ridiculously long in order to reach the prostate in the first place. Feel free to get your kink on, though. There's a reason Gene Simmons gets our attention.






*prostate pic credit goes to Dave77549*

22 comments:

  1. FYI: "prostate" is spelled as "prostrate" several times in the paragraph starting with "Now in fiction".

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    1. Thanks, Anon! Didn't even see that during edits, but I've fixed them now :)

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  2. Very funny post, though I'm still shuddering a little over the the word 'milking.' Can't get images of Farmer Joe and a stool out of my head.

    And of course, this how-to, brings up more questions in my head, but I'm afraid of the answers, so I'll just say, thank you for an enjoyable interlude, and leave it at that.

    :-)

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    1. MC, you've got private access to half the GTGs :) and we like making you all blushy ;) Ask us anything! LOL

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  3. Interestingly, I was just getting ready to throw out a prostate question in the RRW forum. Thanks for the ESP moment, guys! And the, er, research video. (There's an EXCELLENT masturbation/prostate massage scene in one of Emma Holly's books - can't remember the title, but the guy is a chef who comes to work at a B&B with nefarious intentions...)

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    1. A naughty chef, VJ? :D I'll have to look that one up!

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  4. Hot damn. Another example of how women are anatomically disadvantaged. All I could ever do with my thumb was suck it. :-)

    (Thorny, did you personalize the word verification for this post? 'Cause mine was "you cub." Ha!)

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    1. Oddly, we do have a prostate, or at least a gland similar to it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-Spot#Female_prostate

      What sucks is it doesn't seem to be as sensitive... :-(

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    2. Oh, the G-spot. Eh. It's about as elusive as the Loch Ness Monster. Mine must be somewhere between my toes, 'cause damned if I've ever felt any evidence of its existence.

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    3. KZ, between your toes could be SWEET during sandal season. Or in the winter if you're wearing these:

      http://shop.toesox.com/grip-socks-c12.aspx

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    4. It's up behind your public bone, and feels spongy. But I think people misunderstand the g-spot just as badly as the prostate. Word on the street is that it's like a magic button that makes women come instantly (assuming it's being punched by a penis.) But, like the prostate, it needs to be warmed up. And also—probably like the prostate—not everyone likes having it rubbed.

      Unless I'm really turned on, having anything against that area just makes me feel like I have to pee.

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    5. Poor girls... Seems like a lot of your fun stuff is hard to find. Or maybe it's dumb straight boys? Well, either way, poor girls...

      KZ, I didn't personalize the verification -- but wouldn't that be awesome?! :)

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    6. @mc: :-D

      @Daisy Harris: The men I've "known" wouldn't have been able to find it if they'd had maps. Come to think of it, I often did get the urge to piss on 'em, but I think that was more like a commentary on their performance. :-)

      @Thorny, aka Cub: You nailed it. (See above.)

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    7. To find the G-spot, aim for the belly button. It's easier to access if you're doing it doggie-style. Because it's sensitive, stroking it isn't necessarily pleasurable at first. But if you're relaxed and aroused, you can have one orgasm after another. If you're a woman writing about the prostate, you should really get to know your G-spot.

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  5. Thank you for that bit of research XD

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  6. Great post! I'll try and find some alone time to watch the video soon. :)

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  7. Thorny, thanks for a very informative post and I trust your research lol. Agree with K.Z. - unfair. We get the childbirth, cramps & the taxable products to go with? Penis envy wasn't enough? Now this? I call bull****!
    LOL.

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  8. Thank you very much, guys. This will come in very handy!

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  9. Thanks guys. It did indeed get very hot in here. FYI, I have located my G-spot based on the spongy, behind the pubic bone description, but nothing happens. I still wouldn't want to be a guy and walk around with the constant threat of a boner. I have a 15 yo son and I have to bite my tongue to not laugh or say anything to him. You remember being 15 guys? The never-ending boner. I buy tissues in bulk.

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  10. I shall spread my new found knowledge rear and far. (Yup I said it)

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  11. OK - late again - but I've learned something new!! I count that as a plus :)

    Reading too much - more authors mention the prostate - with various reactions; as more authors mention the G-spot - as if that's the be-all-and-end-all of orgasms :)

    Gah! LOVELY post - thank you !!!

    Carole-Ann

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