I have a new book, Too
Stupid to Live, coming out Monday. The book tells the story of Sam
(secondary character in my novella Whitetail
Rock, available for free in many places, including my website)
and Ian (secondary character in The Fix,
also available many places, but let me give you my handy website link).
But in spite of the fact that I’m dealing with old characters from an
established—although short—series, TSTL will be the first in a new trilogy
called Romancelandia.
In other words, I’m taking characters and beginning anew.
It’s not some kind of marketing ploy, though (no, the crocheted penises I’m
giving away on the blog tour are the marketing ploy—check the details out here, or just enjoy the image included with this blog post), I actually have many
reasons for starting over with these characters, not the least of which is
because when I wrote Whitetail Rock,
I wrote it intending it to be a one-off, largely because it was a freebie
written as a gift to M/M romance readers. I had no plans to write a story for
Sam. That came along later.
By the time I wrote The
Fix, I had a plan, but it turned out to not be a very well-developed one. I
introduced Ian in that story, but he wasn’t what I thought he was (I’ll go into
this in more depth on my blog tour, beginning January 14—details here).
I struggled with the character I thought he was for a while, then I took a
break, and when I came back he was different. I had to rewrite chunks of the
story, but I’m much happier with him the way he is now, because (weird as this
may sound) he really worked on himself. He made a conscious effort to change
his life, and then he took positive steps to make those changes.
In other words, Ian started over. As a matter of fact, the
book begins with his new beginning. Here’s a short excerpt from Chapter 1:
Ian Cully locked up his
house—ex-house—one last time and contemplated throwing away the key.
Nah, quitting his job, selling his
home, and moving the hell out of California was probably symbolic enough.
Instead he just watched the brass glint in his hand. Then he stared at the
deadbolt and the knob.
It isn’t too late to go back to the
department and drive a desk. That thought triggered a sudden and visceral
flash of scraping his back on the asphalt and the sound of his skin sizzling.
Yeah, fuck it. He wanted the
hell out of California. Wanted to live around family he liked. Put some
distance between him and his dad.
“That’s it?” his cousin Jurgen asked
from behind him.
He should probably stop standing on his
porch—former porch—staring at the locking hardware. “Uh, yeah.”
“C’mon then. I want to get moving
before dark.” Jurgen’s feet scuffed on the wood as he turned, and then Ian felt
the boards give as he thudded down the steps.
He stared some more. Jurgen didn’t say
anything else, even though he was probably waiting by Ian’s truck, back crammed
full of stuff, ready to take off after the moving van that had left a half hour
ago. Leaving the porch had been to give Ian space, although he knew damn well
Jurgen wanted to get home to his boyfriend.
Still, Jurgen’d probably wait half the
day if Ian needed the time.
Ian turned around, shoving
the key in his back pocket, and headed down the stairs. Yeah, it was time to
leave. Get rid of the last of the old life, because he was sure the hell ready
for a new one.
At any rate, once I figured out I was starting over with the
story of Sam and Ian, I took another break from writing and I reconfigured not
only this plot, but figured out it would be a series, and loosely plotted the
next two books. As a very wise author once said, coughJoshLanyoncough,
it’s better to plan your series from the beginning than to realize after you’ve
written book one that you want a two and three. (Or something like that. I’m
sort of paraphrasing.)
And now that Romancelandia Volume #1 is almost out, I’m
feeling really good about that decision. Nearly as good as Ian feels by the
time Too Stupid to Live ends. I’m
totally a fan of new beginnings.
I’m going to paste in the blurb—if you’re interested in
buying TSTL, you can preorder now from Riptide Publishing (follow the link
below the blurb) and get the book at midnight on the 12th EST or GMT
-4 (that would be tonight, FYI). If you don’t order from Riptide, you’ll have
to wait until the 14th. And psssssssst! It behooves you to read all
the way to the end of the post.
Too Stupid to Live
Blurb
It isn’t true love until someone gets hurt.
Sam’s a new man. Yes, he’s
still too tall, too skinny, too dorky, too gay, and has that unfortunate
addiction to romance novels, but he’s wised up. His One True Love is certainly
still out there, but he knows now that real life is nothing like fiction. He’s
cultivated the necessary fortitude to say “no” to the next Mr. Wrong, no matter
how hot, exciting, and/or erotic-novel-worthy he may be.
Until he meets Ian.
Ian’s a new man. He’s
pain-free, has escaped the job he hated and the family who stifled him, and is
now—possibly—ready to dip his toe into the sea of relationships. He’s going to
be cautious, though, maybe start with someone who knows the score and isn’t
looking for anything too complicated. Someone with experience and simple needs
that largely revolve around the bedroom.
Until he meets Sam.
Sam’s convinced that Ian is
no one’s Mr. Right. Ian’s sure that Sam isn’t his type. They can’t both be
wrong . . . can they?
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How many of you read all the way down to the end of the blog
post? If you did, you get a prize. Well, a chance at a prize. I’m going to give
away an electronic copy of Too Stupid to
Live to one commenter here. Make sure you leave your email address if you
want to win. At midnight (EST or GMT -4) January 12th I’ll chose one commenter at random to
win. As soon as I hear back from the winner, I’ll send out the book. Good luck!



Hi Anne. I love your work! As a book lover, series is my favorite word lol. Love the premise of this story & I'm looking forward to it. I won a Frat Boy pen from you so I won't be greedy.
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to the entire series, Anne. And just noticing that the crocheted genitalia is always erect. Nice touch, that!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on the new book!
Love the excerpt and blurb!
ReplyDeleteDon't sign me up (I already have it preordered >.<)
Kassandra
lol great post.. loved how you worked in the crocheted penis....
ReplyDeletelooking forward to this new series.
I'd love a copy, please.
ReplyDeleteYou know I'll read pretty much anything you write!
ReplyDeleteOh Sam sounds like such a cuite. I'd love a shot at this.
ReplyDeleteIssa
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Yes, I read it all the way and have opened the links so I can go check out what else you have there ;-) *Heading to the site to read more*
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing, Anne!
~Rush~
taina1959@yahoo.com
Enjoyed Whitetail Rock so will be interested to see what you've done, may have to go get The Fix too!
ReplyDeleteSuze
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I've pre-ordered this and can't wait!
ReplyDeleteI adored Whitetail Rock and The Fix, and Fratboy & Toppy is one of my all-time faves. So looking forward to Sam's story!
ReplyDeleteColleen Juniper
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I absolutely loved Whitetail Rock and The Fix. I wanted more, so thank you! And the title is great, too.
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This sounds like a great book. Please count me in. Thank you!
ReplyDelete-Marie
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It sounds great. Count me in.
ReplyDeletemidiamuniz@yahoo.com
This sound interesting! I would love to continue reading. Please count me in. :)
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I am so looking forward to this book! please count me in.
ReplyDeletevampkiss@gmail.com
Please count me in! Just did a reread of the Whitetail Rock books to refresh myself and now I'm itching for Sam and Ian's story!
ReplyDeletecreading514@comcast.net
Please count me in too. Would love to win a copy. Really enjoy ALL your work.
ReplyDeletetrishajune12@gmail.com
Okay, it's time, and the winner is . . . marie! I'll be emailing her now, and if she doesn't get back to my by Monday, I'll pick another.
ReplyDeleteThank you everyone for stopping by! I hope everyone enjoys the book. :-)
Sounds like a great book. Please count me in. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteWill Juergen and Nick play a role in all the other books? I'm looking forward to the release.
ReplyDeleteBrowncountrygirl@yahoo.com
They will play a role, but IDK how much, yet. They'll definitely be in Miller's book a lot, but IDK for sure about the other one. That's all stuff I'm still thinking on. ;-)
DeleteGreat excerpt. Count me in please :)
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